Jay Middleton snapped up this image this morning, above--which had better be a parody of the aforementioned ad and not part of it. Hell, maybe we're a part of it and lying to you about not being a part of it, like the guy who hates the Head-On commercials. Who knows? It's all so annoying.

Anyway, it was found at 24th and Harrison (San Francisco's favorite black tar retail space!), and we recommend you staying away from the piece of entertainment that we are not talking about. Ever.