It's been quiet over the past couple of days. A little too quiet. Hop to it, hoodlums of SF, we need crime-y content!

-- In the foreign realm of Fremont, a routine traffic stop turned into a cinematic bout of exchanged gunfire. After being stopped, zany 23-year-old Jorge Cazarez was ordered out of the vehicle at gunpoint, Logically, he drew out his gun and started shooting at officers. The fuzz then chased him on foot, and "Casarez was found hiding in nearby bushes by a K-9 dog, which bit him."

Cazarez is currently kicking it at the hospital with non life-threatening injuries. What's more, he faces felony charges including attempted murder of an officer. Well played, Jorge.

-- 15-year-old speed-walking advocate and Metreon murdered might be, will probably be charged as an adult. Wah wah.

-- And finally, a malnourished baby seal near Tracy (where?) walked a mile from the ocean to the front steps of the Tracy Animal Shelter, 60 miles east of Sacramento. What's the pup's crime, you ask? Why, stealing our hearts, of course. (Aaaawwwww. Oh, shut up.)