Ha. You foolish bastard.

The son of Oakland City Council President Ignacio De La Fuente, Ignacio De La Fuente Jr., 34, got smacked upside the head with a 14-year prison sentence for raping four women. "All but one of whom were prostitutes," according to the Chronicle. (So, we guess three of them deserved it? It's more violating and traumatic for just one of them? We shouldn't be that upset?)

"He was accused of raping four women, three of them prostitutes and the fourth a 15-year-old girl who prosecutors say he mistook for a prostitute," the article goes on to say. His family stands beside him, ignorantly claiming that he committed no sexual assaults, pleading guilty to spare his loved ones the pain and embarrassment of a trial. Which? Lie. This must've been one spoiled child growing up.

But according to a futile conspiracy site, www.delafuenteconspiracy.com, he didn't do it. They swear. For reals.