We just caught wind of this worldwide Michael Jackson "Thriller" movement, so [insert bad pedophilia, child abuse, or body dysmorphic disorder jokes here]. Thrill the World, "a worldwide attempt to break the Guinness World Record (GWR) for the largest simultaneous dance with Michael Jackson's 'Thriller,'" will take place in Dolores Park this Saturday. So...have at it, Michael Jackson followers.

When: Saturday, 10/27
Where: Dolores Park, SF, on the steps facing Dolores Street
Meeting time: 2 p.m.
Time of mass thrilling: 3 p.m.
Site: Thrill the World