OK, like, there is so going to be a party in the Castro. There just is. We all know that, right? Right.
The crafty anti-Halloween PR campaign out there right now exists merely to get your more unsavory types to look elsewhere for Halloween mayhem. Which? We admire. Like trying to convince your dork friends that you're staying home for the night, when in fact a total rager is going on at a popular kid's house. (It's so DeGrassi High!)
Even Chronicle cartoonist Michael Capozzola (who we've heard of) and "artist" Donny Lumpkins (who we've never heard of) have gotten in on the action, emceeing the following PSAs.