-- The Breasts of Sherry Glaser: The protest-y Miss Glaser's comedy and peace activism show runs the gamut from her unsheathed mammary glands to an interpretation of 9/11 and the Twin Towers falling down. Oh my. (Warning: audience participation will occur!) Starts at 7:30 p.m. at The Marsh; $10-15.
-- The Velvet Teen: The Velvet Teen rocks. Hard and with perfection. Because that's what they do in Santa Rosa. Be sure to see them tonight as they perform along with Say Hi (to Your Mom) and the A-Sides, starting at 9 p.m. at Bottom of the Hill; $12. (All-ages show!)
-- The Final Inside Storytime--Halloween: Scary stores care of Marta Acosta (Happy Hour at Casa Dracula), Richard Kadrey (Butcher Bird: A Novel of the Dominion), Erika Mailman (The Witch's Trinity), M. Christian (The Very Bloody Marys), and Daniel Heath (Scratch Fiction). Goes from 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. at Rickshaw Stop; sliding scale of $3-10.
Update: Fine. Even though a simple Google search would produce it, ask for her boobs and ye shall receive, pervs: Sherry Glaser's NSFW, hairy image after the jump.