Free Market Head-Scratcher: Who'd Have Thought, Bargain-Basement Housing Not Always of Highest Quality

But like we said: it's cheap! Jeff's been making the most of rent control for years and years now, and he'd like to keep it that way. Well, of course! Who doesn't like cheap rent? What Jeff objects to is having drug addicts and the profoundly insane living next door. So if someone could please do something about those people, then he'd be free to enjoy his nearly-free housing in peace. So, could you get right on that? Thanks.