-- Jonathan Coulton: "Code Monkey" has gained a heavy, cult-of-nerd following. Yay! Join the club tonight at 9 p.m. at Great American Music Hall, 859 O'Farrell; $18.

-- The Legend of Billie Jean (1985): And with the power of conviction? There is no sacrifice. The situation? It's a do or die. No one knew that better than Billie Jean Davy. Screens at midnight at the Castro Theatre, Castro and Market Streets; $10.

-- Craig Ferguson: We love -- seriously, love -- Craig Ferguson. He's pointed, sharp, sincere without the cloying, and downright hilarious. And he does it all without coming off as a complete jerk. (Wish that would rub off on us.) Catch The Late, Late Show host at his best doing stand-up at 8 p.m. and 10:!5 at Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus; $35.

-- Hey Willpower, Hot Tub, and Voxhaul Broadcast: Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs. Starts at 10 p.m., at the Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell; $8-10.