Where does Paris Hilton stay when she comes to San Francisco? Does she try to get a discount at the family biz?

We feel way dirty for posting this, but maybe someone cares about this kind of vapid stuff. According to what is supposedly actually Paris Hilton's blog via some youth-oriented contraption called "MySpace," the omnipresent socialite is going to be at Macy's Union Square tomorrow at 3 p.m. to launch her clothing line.

All we have to say is bitch better not try to cut in line at Cheesecake Factory. We needs our spinach artichoke dip and Thai lettuce wraps.

(Cuz, seriously, why else would she be launching her clothing line in Macy's Union Square but to get a good spot in that crazy long line for Cheesecake?)