Why? We're not sure. Do we still believe in true love? Not at all. Do we secretly want Newsom to collaborate with Siebel's pal, Daphne Zuniga, thus the far-off chance of having a Melrose Place alum as SF's first lady? Oh God, yes.
Jennifer, we suggest a few body shots followed by an Ambien chaser to help get over the pain. Turn that frown upside down, kiddo.
SHOCKING UPDATE: FCJ reports that they're still an item, via a "BlackBerry message" from Jen. Hmm. We'll see. (Whatever, those two are done.)