Passengers reported there was no food or water and no information about the delay, while Cathay Pacific claimed everyone was happy and sleeping like lambs. They did let some folks off at around 4 a.m. to get juice, but only 50 people left. (You know the other 350 people were like, "as soon as I leave, this plane is taking OFF!").

And, because we can't do anything without mentioning Oh No Ed Jew around here, we'd like to note: we this is probably the flight Tapioca Ed took on his escape to China last month. Ed could have just gone home to Burlingame if this were him!