Ha ha ha ha ha!! Isn't this LOLJEW picture excellent? We got it from reader Cior. Send us your LOLJEW pictures too! (Here's commenter KWillets's two pictures too.)

So what's on tap(ioca) in Ed Jew news this afternoon? Here goes!

--Ed will not resign.

--Ed's taken today off work, which would explain why the Chron can't find him either at City Hall or at the flower shop (where all the shower magic happens.)

--Ed's "neighbors" on 28th Avenue say that the Jew family did not put their trash out for garbage pickup today.

--Ed posted 10% of his own bail ($13,500 -- good thing the Friends of the Sunset Playground refused that $10,000 check he sent over!) and a bail bondsman made up the other 90%.

--Gavin Newsom, for now, isn't asking Ed to resign. Best quote from this ABC 7 story: "Ed Jew turned himself in to the Burlingame Police Department, that looks a little suspect."

--Sean Elsbernd's commenting now. He asks whether Jew's going to be able to serve his constituents since he seems so busy with the investigation. Plus -- all that commute time from Burlingame!