Whoa whoa whoa. What's that about the waterfront? Well, the Rincon Hill blog says that Halloween might be forcibly migrated to Pier 32, according to "Scuttlebutt," which we assume is the gay version of the seagull from .

Well this is an interesting how-do-you-do. Halloween's turning into an uglier, scarier, more violent event, and the response is to shuttle it off to SOMA or Mission Bay. Sort of like how Beyond Chron says that city planning keeps crack addicts confined to the Tenderloin so that they won't bother the rest of us.

Just in case there was anyone left who still didn't feel uncomfortable about this whole Halloween thing.

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