It's a short Swells this week!
Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 85.
Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 2: Dede Wilsey and Frank Jordan.
Minority count: 13 (15.3%). Includes three food servers.
Getty v. Traina: 0-1. Where's Gavin this week? We know he loves a party!
Museums featured in this week's column: 3: the Museum of the African Diaspora, the Legion of Honor, and the Cal Academy of Science.
Number of people pictured named "Amerinth": 1. She's a mermaid. (see picture to your right.)