We're proud to present another week's worth of Yvesdroppings, only some of which are made-up. Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato!
Alternately, you can read a much better version of what this feature's always tried to be at Overheard Lines, a collection of eavesdroppings from around San Francisco.

Latina teen: "Step down, you stupid white bitch!"
White teen: "YOU'RE a white bitch!"
Latina teen: "Your MOM'S a white bitch."
-- On the 33 in the Haight
Two teens, one white and one latina, try to open the back door on the bus.