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Hipster dude: "I've *done* my time in Daly City. I'm never going back."
-- From Andrew

Doctor on the phone: "Well, he's on top of the world, aside from having terminal cancer."
-- At St. Mary's Hospital

Female customer, holding up cheese: "Is this kind of high fat?"
Cheese clerk: "All cheese is."
Customer: "I guess I should stop kidding myself."
-- From Mark/At the Whole Foods cheese counter

Guy: "I want to become a wino."
Girl: "What's a wino?"
Guy: "You know, a WINO."
Girl: "Like a food connoisseur?"
Guy: "No, like a wino. Its kind of like a foodie."
-- From YSE/Westfield center food court