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Frantic woman: "Where do I get parking validated? Who do I give this to? How am I supposed to do this?"
A flock of teenagers walk by. The woman jabs them with her ticket.
Frantic woman: "Do you work here? Can you take this?"
One boy calmly takes her ticket, puts it down his pants, and keeps walking.
--At the Fulton/Masonic Albertson's
One temp worker to another: "It's just that I think you look like Alec Baldwin, and that's what's been getting me through this day."
A late 30s-ish couple is walking with a small child down Haight.
Man: "I really want to get a tattoo between my balls and ass, but I'm afraid if the guy doesn't know what he's doing and fucks it up, I'll never have another orgasm."
Dude on cellphone, walking like he's on a mission: "I'm bringing a boa."
--From Vivek/On O'Farrell between Leavenworth and TaylorA woman with grey hair and sandals is standing in the doorway, waving a ticket stub around.