"The only thing more embarrassing than the franchise are the fans that support them," said American Football Spectacular's Arizona correspondent Chesko. "They've accepted perennial defeat to the point that Bengals and Browns fans can turn their noses up at the desert simply because they were good at least once."

The Cards have fans? Must be a tough road to hoe. Unenviable.

Oh well. Now that our Raiders have gotten that first win, how do they match up against the rest of the National Football League's one-win teams? Who's gonna get that number one draft pick? The race is on.

By SFist Christopher Rogers for "American Football Spectacular," contributing