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Yvesdroppings Need to Calm Down

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Chris Daly to a prospective voter: "I'm the lone gunman on the grassy knoll."
- From Rita/At 16th and Mission


Tourist lady, attempting to board through the back door: "Back door! Help! I'm getting on! Step down! Rear door! Help!"
Hoboess: "You have to get on at the front door."
Tourist lady: "Help!"
-- On the F, near Powell


Queer on cellphone: "I'm only attracted to people if they're attracted to me."
-- Ferry Building



1st woman: "Hey - did you want to get an eyepatch?"
2nd woman: " Yeah, but I don't know if I'll be able to ride with that."
1st woman: "You'll have no depth perception."
2nd woman: "Maybe I can get a clear one."
-- From HalThe scene: Two women are walking their bikes past the (826) pirate store on Valencia

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