Not that we watched a lot of football yesterday, but we saw that red haired woman in the Nissan commercial enough times to make us feel like we need to introduce her to our parents.

49ers 20 Rams 13-- People in Ninersland are really happy right now. Really, really happy. It's not just that they won, which they did, but this wasn't no "just lucky to get some breaks" win. They pretty much outplayed the Rams. They ran the ball well, they threw the ball well, and they played great defense. Everytime the Rams looked like they were going to rally back, somebody on the Niners D came up with a big play to shut it. Okay, granted, the Rams right now aren't looking so hot (neither are the Cardinals), but the 49ers are and that's just good enough. The 49ers looked like an actual, real live football team out there, the kind that on Any Given Sunday could make a game of it with anyone.

Ravens 28 Raiders 6-- And then there were the Raiders....everytime we looked up to watch what was going on in the game, we saw the ball on the ground. That's because it was either fumbled, dropped, or thrown about five feet away from the Receiver. It looks like the Aaron Brooks era is officially over as he left early with a shoulder injury although we're pretty sure shoulder injury, in this case, means "really, really, really sucked." And while Andrew Walter showed some life, we can't say we were that impressed. Let's just say that we're proud of the fact that SFist will officially be on record as the first sports thingy to call for bringing back Jeff George. In two games, the Raiders have yet to score a TD and have been outscored by a margin of 55-6. This Raiders team is looking comically bad, like bad in ways that we'll be able to tell the grand kids about.

A's 5 White Sox 4-- The A's swept your defending World Champion White Sox as once again, Frank Thomas led the way, hitting a three run home run to lead the way. So far this month, he is is batting .344 with a major league-leading 10 homers and 26 RBIs. Even better, the Angels lost so the division lead is now up to 7. More importantly, that number is the same as the Magic Number. We're thinking champagne by Friday at the latest

Giants game cancelled due to rain-- And that's your Giant's highlight for the weekend.