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Swarthy youngster: "It was the drunkest I've been since I was underage."
-- From Trecko/In the Haight

Hippie chick: "You know, the 4th of July actually falls on the 4th this year!"
-- From MeiMei/At the uber-yogi Samovar tea house in the Castro

Young Asian man: "Geez. I wonder what his sperm is like?"
-- From BL/Outside the UA Metro Theatre after the Superman Returns pre-screening, in which we learn Superman has a child.

Mom to kid: "Let's go to Big Lots and get some toothbrushes. For your shoes."
-- From Eve/At Emmy's Spaghetti Shack