The Chron's Leah Garchik gets all the good dirt -- she breaks the news in Friday's The In Crowd that Gavin Newsom has parted ways with Scientologist/actress Sofia Milos. Your gossip hounds at SFist are bereft.

On the bright side, this does give us a new fantasy to contemplate -- that Gavin charters a flight down to Barbados for Memorial Day, goes all The Graduate at the Guilfency nuptials ("KimberLEEEEE! KimberLEEE!!!"), and the two of them run off and catch a MUNI bus, which then goes off the wires and they sit in the back, blank expressions on their face. (Yes, in our fantasy, they have MUNI buses in Barbados, why do you ask?)