I just heard from a bunch of my co-workers that they saw Dave at the Sportsclub/LA gym last night around 5:00. He wasn't really working out, just kind of checking out the scene and chatting up the trainers. Apparently he also "looked tweaked."

Before Chappelle's general counsel sends us a crappy email, we'll hasten to add that on the rare occasions we find ourselves in a gym, we too avoid working out and chat up the trainers, and that tweak is in the eye of the beholder.

Image of the The Sports Club/LA Splash™ Spa. Our gym does not look like this place at all. Is that why we're so out-of-shape?

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