Nothing good ever happens in office. Tom Cruise stopped by Yahoo today, with pregnant Katie Holmes in tow. A beloved SFist tipster reports as follows:

His visit didn't really make much sense, until you factor in that the company CEO is a former Hollywood guy.

Mr. Cruise was about 45 minutes late because he flew his own plane up here, and the weather was bad. Then he RAN across the tarmac, jumped on a Ducati, raced down 101 to the campus, and then RAN across campus to the stage.

Katie was there, too, but she flew in separately. Jesus, he drags her pregnant ass everywhere, doesn't he? He brought her on stage so he could kiss her in front of everyone because HE LOVES HER AND GOT HER PREGNANT, OK?

Is it even safe for Katie to be flying in her advanced state? Why doesn't anything good ever happen where WE work???

Our beloved tipster also notes that, Yahoo being Yahoo, you can already find plenty o' Flickr fotos of TomKat here.

Update: Our tipster is so good about forwarding-- check out video of Tom's visit here. Maniacal laugh!

Picture by kev/null off flickr. Hey, you should be a tipster too! Or mail us your celeb photos -- we'll take 'em.

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