So, get this -- Cafe Gratitude has coffee. It's not brewed, but instead, per the cafe's menu, "infused for 48 hours in cold water." Organic beans, no less, from a company known as "Thanksgiving Co.", according to the server we spoke with.
We knew we had to try it. We anticipated something awful (though not as awful as our last adventure in coffee), and were looking forward to writing some wonderful headline like "Grateful Dread."
Well, truth be told, while it ain't like the coffee like we're used to, it wasn't so bad.