Teacher: "You could have him gesturing at stuff."
Student: "He can't gesture! He's British!"
-- Academy of Art University

Woman: "You know, in Georgian Republic, I was very religious, but it was banned. And now, I move to America, and people here are such fanatics I'm becoming a Communist again!"
Guy: "Wow."
Woman: "I mean, people say Jesus walked on water. How could he walk on water? Who believe that?"
Guy: "Well, I believe that."
Woman: "You do? What was he, David Copperfield?"
-- N Judah

Man with accordian: "Did somebody say moonshine?"
-- From Jackson / Late night houseparty in El Cerrito
The scene: an animation student is creating a butler character, and is trying to think of stuff for him to do in a scene.