But just because the choices are slim doesn't mean we're willing to watch whatever the hell is on. Which means that no, we won't be turning in to the premiere of "The Ghost Whisperer" tonight. Nothing can compel us to watch Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs talk to ghosts, not even the presence of our old classmate Aisha Tyler in the cast. We'd rather stare at a blank TV screen, or, heaven forbid, actually go OUTSIDE, or something.

Naaahhh!