The Neon Lights They Shine So Bright On Market

We've been wondering when, if ever, we'd see a "CSI: San Francisco". Now, before one of you clever commenters points out that part of the "CSI" formula involes cops actually solving crimes (seriously, do our cops ever do that?), we'd like to point out another drawback: not enough neon. After all, what is an episode of one of the three "CSI"s without an establishing shot of the noble gas lit Vegas strip, Times Square, or South Beach? Sure, our bridges are nice and sparkly, but they just don't give off the decadent glow that comes with people who get shot by their pimp/ their mom/ the dog.