Why, no, as a matter of fact, we didn't feel a thing. But don't be deceived: there's been an earthquake! Two of them, in fact! Quick, turn on Fox News! We're all going to die!!!1!11~1!
Or whatever. News reports, such as (arguably) this one are sketchy and unreliable, but as far as we could make out from the crawl they stuck over Dr. Phil, there was a 7.1 somewhere offshore of Eureka, and a 5.6 somewhere near The Geysers, wherever the hell that is. Now, let's all go call our family back east to reassure them that everything's fine, we're okay, we didn't get killed us this time, and we're incredibly brave for living in California.