As compelling as the season finale of "The Bachelor" is, wouldn't you rather spend tonight doing something a little less lame? Our friends at Porchlight have been running their monthly series of 10-minute note-free themed evenings for a bit, and the buzz just keeps growing (from the junebugs or the hipsters, we're not sure).

Tonight's event is entitled "Why Don't You Kill Me: Tales of Complete Loserdom", and features our boys Matty G and Harmon Leon, among others. Show up at the Swedish American Club (2172 Market Street) tonight at 7 PM with $12 in hand to hear live music and tales of humilation from people with way cooler lives than yours (or at least ours).

Matt G image trips us out at the luxomedia site