"Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" premieres Tuesday May 17th at 9 p.m. on UPN and man, we can hardly wait. Be sure to visit the show site and watch the preview. If the moment when Britney looks into the camera and asks "Can you handle my truth?" doesn't make your stomach turn with equal parts disgust and excitement, well then, we guess you can just watch "According to Jim" instead. We're just fascinated with the whole concept of the show, since it's supposed to document the couples' love story, climaxing with their wedding day. What made Britney decide to pick up that video camera? Did she just know the minute she spotted baby-daddy-Federline that he'd make a great reality show topic? (Sorry--that he'd make a great boyfriend.) Those glimpses of some Paris Hilton-esque night vision cam are pretty tantalizing--and not at all contrived, we're sure. We just hope that if the show is a hit, we can expect a series that takes us right into the delivery room for the birth of their poor, unfortunate child...

So, yes. We've got a "Survivor" finale on Sunday. But we can promise you, we'll barely be able to care, just knowing that we're mere days away from absolute heaven.

Image of the most beautiful woman in the world from Go Fug Yourself. Of course.