Seems the folks at MTV have granted PR exec and maniacal SUV-driving Lizzie Grubman her own show, called "PoweR Girls." ("PowerR"...PR. GEDDIT?) We guess mowing down nightclub goers in the Hamptons is as good a reason as any to give someone a show, but really, does anyone outside of the East Coast even know who she is? Much less care if she's a bitch or not? Well, we could be wrong about that, but unless the show involves putting Ms. Grubman into her own personal version of "Frogger," we'll just wait for Martha's new show instead.

One word: Mansquito, after the jump!

Image of Lizzie Grubman (not to be confused with Mansquito) from USA Today.