The women on AskMen.com's tedious list are all extremely thin, coiffed, and wealthy...in other words, probably not you. Big yawn. We'd much rather have seen a list of "Top 99 Women We Desire to Be" - we hereby nominate Olivia N-J, Betty White, Miss Cleo, and Kristen Johnson... but most of all, we long to be as fab as Star Jones. Girlfriend's new husband surely knows what we mean. We ask you, men: anyone else belong on that list?