So many people to thank! If we forget you, rest assured that a warm, fuzzy thanks is in our hearts. First, we'd like to thank our contributors, without whom this site would be just another anonymous pet blog project, devoid of people in bunny suits and Chris Daly anecdotes. We'd like to thank Gothamist Jake and Gothamist Jen for wasting their ivy league educations on publishing and editing pointless rehashes of stories in the local press. We're thankful that Steve Jobs got his job back at Apple so that he could make the computers that work good, look good. We'd like to thank Dewey Nicks of Harper's Bazaar for coming up with the bestest idea ever, shooting Da Mayor and his wife embracing suggestively on the Getty's rug. We'd like to thank the Essefficist for possibly being an even crankier question and answer columnist than Dan Savage. We'd like to thank turkeys for being both stupid and delicious. Of course our thanks go out to Almighty God for selecting George W. Bush to lead us through these troubled times. On that note, we'd also like to thank whoever invented the Martini. Oh yeah, and you, our devoted readers - thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Now go buy a t-shirt, damnit!