No, not that choad in the middle -- dude on the left, Iron Chef Rokusaburo Michiba! Hell, if we'd known you get to fly all-expenses-paid to Japan to meet Michiba-san (and eat at his restaurant), we would have run for governor. Speaking of Iron Chef, what's up with Iron Chef America? Where's the new episodes? Now that Michael Mina has some time on his hands, we'd love to see him lay a smackdown on Bobby Flay or Wolfgang Puck - tell the Food Network you want to see it happen.