The ice is a little less shiny these days, with these reports that the Bay Area gold teeth market has come upon hard times. The Bay Area is a nationwide center for mouth jewelry, but shops such as Mr. Bling Bling in Hayward, Gold Teeth U.S. in San Francisco, and JC Jewelry in Oakland all report that sales have dropped precipitously in the last year. Mr. Bling Bling is even considering a move to Louisiana or Texas, where there's less competition in the dental decoration market. We're running out right now to order the gold capital S and F fronts for SFist's right bicuspid and canine while we still can (we already have a Coit Tower, and a wireless device, but thanks for the offer).