<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[funeral - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>funeral - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 09:00:03 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/funeral/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Day Around the Bay: Family Sues South Bay Mortuary For Allegedly Giving Them Bag Containing Son’s Brain]]></title><description><![CDATA[A second SF fire displaced ten near Balboa Park Friday; San Diego high school students discovered their school gym was being used for a porn shoot; and a family says a Santa Clara mortuary gave them their son’s remains instead of his clothing.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2025/12/12/day-around-the-bay-mortuary-allegedly-gave-family-bag-containing-sons-brain-instead-of-clothing/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">693ce55b474bed1a36ff26a6</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[datb]]></category><category><![CDATA[datb day around the bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[South Bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[Santa Clara]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><category><![CDATA[biohazard]]></category><category><![CDATA[felony]]></category><category><![CDATA[berkeley]]></category><category><![CDATA[fire]]></category><category><![CDATA[Balboa Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[GOP]]></category><category><![CDATA[Indiana]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Leanne Maxwell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2025 04:16:13 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2025/12/Macys-Christmas-Leanne-Maxwell.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 id="local-">Local:</h2><ul><li><strong>A mortuary and funeral services business in the South Bay</strong> <strong>is being sued by a family who says they were given a bag containing the remains of their son’s brain.</strong> The father said he emptied what he thought was a bag of his deceased son’s clothing into the washing machine before realizing it was biohazardous material. [<a href="https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-jose-mortuary-accused-of-mistakenly-giving-parent-his-sons-brain-in-bag/">KRON4</a>]</li><li><strong>Nolan Leonardo, 36, of San Francisco, faces five felonies and two misdemeanors after allegedly following a woman home from SF to Berkeley on November 29. </strong>Leonardo, who has eight prior convictions, was allegedly found to be in possession of a pistol, condoms, a flashlight Taser, a BB gun, five crack pipes, gloves, and sex toys. [<a href="https://www.mercurynews.com/2025/12/11/man-followed-woman-to-berkeley-with-car-full-of-sex-toys-condoms-crack-pipes-taser-and-a-gun-police-say/">Bay Area News Group</a>]</li><li>Ten people were displaced after a <a href="https://sfist.com/2025/12/12/six-story-apartment-building-next-to-golden-gate-theater-goes-up-in-flames/">second fire</a> spread between two houses in SF Friday morning near Balboa Park on the 200 block of Niagara Street, but no injuries were reported. [<a href="https://www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/mission-terrace-house-fire-21239570.php">Chronicle</a>]</li></ul><div align="center" style="width:100%; max-width:100%">
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><img src="https://img.sfist.com/2025/12/Macys-Christmas-Leanne-Maxwell.jpg" alt="Day Around the Bay: Family Sues South Bay Mortuary For Allegedly Giving Them Bag Containing Son’s Brain"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2 ALARM FIRE<br><br>San Francisco Fire is on the scene of a 2-alarm structure fire in the 200 block of Niagara Street. Two houses have been affected. <br><br>Fire fighters are actively fighting a fire next to the building of origin. At this time, no injuries or displacements have been… <a href="https://t.co/f1QyIu6yOQ">pic.twitter.com/f1QyIu6yOQ</a></p>&mdash; SAN FRANCISCO FIRE DEPARTMENT MEDIA (@SFFDPIO) <a href="https://twitter.com/SFFDPIO/status/1999552880010056105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 12, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> 
</div><p></p><h2 id="national-">National:</h2><ul><li><strong>When some San Diego high school students showed up to use their school gymnasium one Friday night, they were shocked to find it was being used for a porn live-stream.</strong> Twitch user named Wubby, or “PayMoneyWubby,” rented out the gym for a 24-hour event, which was sponsored by adult content subscription service, Fansly, featuring adult babies and crucifixion scenes. [<a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/national-international/san-diego-school-gym-film-questionable-adult-content/3994872/">NBC San Diego</a>]</li><li>Several of the GOP Indiana senators who vetoed Trump’s state redistricting plan cited his extensive bullying for their decision. [<a href="https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-unable-insult-way-victory-224752256.html">Associated Press</a>]</li><li>Turns out the drunk raccoon that took the internet by storm last week when it was found passed out in a Virginia liquor store bathroom has quite a rap sheet. [<a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y2271q20lo?at_medium=RSS&amp;at_campaign=rss">BBC</a>]</li></ul><h2 id="video-of-the-day-">Video of the Day:</h2><p>The BART mobile was aglow with festive lights last week for Livermore’s Christmas parade in the East Bay.</p><div align="center" style="width:100%; max-width:100%">
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</div><p></p><p><em>Image: Leanne Maxwell/SFist</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sean Penn, Rev. Jesse Jackson Attend Hugo Chavez's Funeral]]></title><description><![CDATA[Noted thespian <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/seanpenn">Sean Penn</a> attended the state funeral of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez on Friday, <a href="http://gothamist.com/2013/03/05/hugo_chavez_pre...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2013/03/08/sean_penn_attends_hugo_chavezs_fune/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242dfa44ad066cdcf7c717</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hugo Chavez]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jesse Jackson]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sean Penn]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:20:31 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p>

<p>Noted thespian <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/seanpenn">Sean Penn</a> attended the state funeral of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez on Friday, <a href="http://gothamist.com/2013/03/05/hugo_chavez_president_of_venezuela.php">who died this week</a> due to health-related issues. Penn was joined by Reverend Jesse Jackson, Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra director Gustavo Dudamel, and presidents from regional countries.</p>

<p>As a guest speaker, Jackson said “We gather today not because Chavez died, but because he lives. Venezuela cries today. God, reassure them. Venezuela is not left alone." He also also God to provide acting President Nicolas Maduro the "wisdom and support as he keeps hopes and dreams alive."</p>

<p>Chavez died on March 5 after a nearly two-year bout with cancer. He was 58.</p>

<p><strong>Previously:</strong> <a href="http://sfist.com/2013/03/06/sean_penn_reacts_to_the_death_of_hu.php">Sean Penn Reacts To The Death Of Hugo Chavez</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Watch Memorial For Slain Santa Cruz Officers Live]]></title><description><![CDATA[Right now at HP Pavilion, as many as 20,000 officers, officials and civilians have gathered to mourn the deaths of Sgt. Loran "Butch" Baker and Detective Elizabeth Butler.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2013/03/07/watch_the_memorial_for_slain_santa/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24267e44ad066cdcf3ef66</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><category><![CDATA[officers]]></category><category><![CDATA[police]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose]]></category><category><![CDATA[Santa Cruz]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:07:21 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2013/03/slainofficers-thumb-640xauto-777870.png" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<center>
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Right now at HP Pavilion, as many as 20,000 officers, officials and civilians have gathered to mourn the deaths of Sgt. Loran "Butch" Baker and Detective Elizabeth Butler. The noted officers were ambushed and shot  on February 26, "the first officers killed in the line of duty in the Santa Cruz Police Department's 150-year history."</p>

<p>Baker was a huge Sharks fan, which makes the setting all the more appropriate. Butler, a former UCSC graduate, was known for her excellence in handling sex crimes and interviewing sex crime victims.</p>

<p>The 200-car procession started at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk and winded down Highway 17 and to HP Pavilion in Santa Cruz. According to <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/central-coast/ci_22738249/santa-cruz-police-officers-funeral-procession-forming-up">Mercury News</a>, "Gov. Jerry Brown, Former Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta of Carmel Valley and California Attorney General Kamala Harris are among the dignitaries expected to attend the memorial. They will reportedly meet with Baker and Butler's families."</p>

<p><a href="http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/live-video/">CBS 5</a> has live video of the memorial now in progress. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funeral for S.F. Firefighters Draws Thousands]]></title><description><![CDATA[San Francisco mourns the loss of firefighters Lt. Vincent Perez, 48, and firefighter-paramedic Anthony Valerio, 53, who succumbed from injuries they suffered during a blaze at a four-story home in Dia...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2011/06/10/live_funeral_for_sf_firefighters/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2431a544ad066cdcf9a838</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[fire]]></category><category><![CDATA[firefighter]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:25:02 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2011/06/sffirefuneral-thumb-640xauto-632120.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2011/06/sffirefuneral-thumb-640xauto-632120.jpg" alt="Funeral for S.F. Firefighters Draws Thousands"><p></p>

<p>San Francisco mourns the loss of firefighters Lt. Vincent Perez, 48, and firefighter-paramedic Anthony Valerio, 53, who succumbed from injuries they suffered during a blaze at a four-story home in Diamond Heights on Thursday, June 2, 2011. <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/livenow?id=8179568&amp;rss=rss-kgo-video-8179568">KGO has live footage of the procession now in progress</a>, </p>

<p>Once the service start at 12:30, the S.F. fire chief, Mayor Ed Lee, and the fire captain of house 26 will all speak. State dignitaries, such as Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom, will also be in attendance. </p>

<p>Firefighters from around the state have helped fill-in so that each San Francisco firefighter would be allowed to attend today's services. </p>

<p>The cause of the fire is still under investigation. </p>

<p>Here's CBS 5's coverage of today's funeral:</p>

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<p>We have to admit, the whole thing's a real tear-jerker.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Map: Roadtrip to Neverland Ranch for Jacko's Public Memorial]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sure to rival the public memorials of <a href="http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/435Evita.png">Evita</a>, that <a href="http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/news/slideshow/di...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/07/01/map_to_neverland_ranch/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24267c44ad066cdcf3ee50</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[bizarre]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category><category><![CDATA[neverland]]></category><category><![CDATA[public memorial]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:00:48 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<center>
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<p>Sure to rival the public memorials of <a href="http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/435Evita.png">Evita</a>, that <a href="http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/news/slideshow/diana/img_19.jpg">woman</a> who made Queen Elizabeth II's life a living hell, and <a href="http://www.morethings.com/god_and_country/jesus/jesus-christ-crucifixion-560.jpg">Jesus H. Christ</a>, Michael Jackson's viewing will be, if reports stand correct, splendiferous. To say least. </p>

<p>According to <i><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196626/Michael-Jacksons-body-fairytale-public-viewing-Neverland-Ranch-funeral-Sunday.html">The Daily Mail</a></i>, "the singer's body will be transported to his funeral in a white carriage led by two horses, instead of the traditional black vehicle, it is understood." His corpse will then "be placed on show in a glass coffin at Neverland, to give fans a chance to say their personal farewells."  What's more, Jackson's coach and coffin will fit with his lifelong obsession with <i>Peter Pan</i> / alleged pedophilic leanings.  </p>

<p>Plans are in the works to have the coffin taken to the famed ranch either on Thursday or Friday, "displayed either before or after a private funeral on Sunday."</p>

<p>Rad.</p>

<p>For those of you who want to attend this spectacle, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196626/Michael-Jacksons-body-fairytale-public-viewing-Neverland-Ranch-funeral-Sunday.html">here's a map</a> telling you how to get from San Francisco to Neverland Ranch in Los Olivos, CA. </p>

<p>Oh, and in case you feel that this memorial isn't invasion enough, be sure to read Michael Jackson's will after the jump.</p>

<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: Michael Jackson's public viewing <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/01/jackson.wrap/index.html">won't happen at Neverland</a>. Boo. Hiss. "Plans are under way regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly," said someone named Ken Sunshine. We'' update you with those plans when they arise. But we still insist you driving down to Neverland to beat on your chest, pull your hair out, and scream, "No! God! Why!?! AURhudnfgakug!!!E@"</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Images: Oakland Police Department Funeral]]></title><description><![CDATA[As of 11:30 a.m., bagpipes play as the caskets carrying the bodies of Sgt. Mark Dunakin, Sgt, Ervin Romans, Sgt. Daniel Sakai, and Officer John Heg enter Oracle Arena. Gavin Newsom, Barbara Boxer, and...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/03/27/images_oakland_police_department_fu/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24324944ad066cdcf9f470</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><category><![CDATA[images]]></category><category><![CDATA[memorial]]></category><category><![CDATA[oakland cops]]></category><category><![CDATA[oakland shooting]]></category><category><![CDATA[opd]]></category><category><![CDATA[photos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pics]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:27:39 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/03/Police Shot Calif_chunoak1-thumb-640xauto-74127.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/03/Police Shot Calif_chunoak1-thumb-640xauto-74127.jpg" alt="Images: Oakland Police Department Funeral"><p>As of 11:30 a.m., bagpipes play as the caskets carrying the bodies of Sgt. Mark Dunakin, Sgt, Ervin Romans, Sgt. Daniel Sakai, and Officer John Heg enter Oracle Arena. Gavin Newsom, Barbara Boxer, and Jerry Brown are in attendance, as are thousands of Oakland officers. </p>

<p>Here are a few images from <a href="http://sfist.com/2009/03/26/freeways_to_clsoe_for_opd_funeral_p.php">today's funeral</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thousands of Cops Arrive for OPD Funeral]]></title><description><![CDATA[Fuzz from "throughout California and from as far away as New York and Florida" showed up today to <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/26/BAJ116NGD7.DTL&tsp=1">attend the ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/03/27/thousands_arrive_for_opd_funeral/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24324a44ad066cdcf9f4aa</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[cop killer]]></category><category><![CDATA[cops]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><category><![CDATA[fuzz]]></category><category><![CDATA[oakland police]]></category><category><![CDATA[opd]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:22:44 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/03/cala lily-thumb-640xauto-74026.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/03/cala lily-thumb-640xauto-74026.jpg" alt="Thousands of Cops Arrive for OPD Funeral"><p></p>

<p>Fuzz from "throughout California and from as far away as New York and Florida" showed up today to <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/26/BAJ116NGD7.DTL&amp;tsp=1">attend the funerals</a> of Sgt. Mark Dunakin, Sgt, Ervin Romans, Sgt. Daniel Sakai, and Officer John Hege. While every Oakland police officer has the day off to attend the services (or play hooky), officers from outside the OPD will take their place for the day. Same goes for 911 dispatchers. In related news, "Interstate 880 near Oracle Arena and surrounding streets are gridlocked as police officers arrive for the slain OPD officers' funeral," according  to <a href="http://cbs5.com/">CBS 5</a>. Use caution (or BART) when traveling in the East Bay today, folks.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tiger Attack Update: Mourning Carlos Sousa Jr.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tiger attack victim, <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/27/tiger_victim_a.php">17-year-old Carlos Sousa Jr.</a>, was mourned last night at the Five Wounds Portuguese National Church in San Jose by hund...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/08/tiger_attack_up_4/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24343f44ad066cdcfafb6d</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[AP Photo]]></category><category><![CDATA[carlos]]></category><category><![CDATA[carlos sousa]]></category><category><![CDATA[Carlos Sousa Jr]]></category><category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jr]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kulbir Dhaliwal]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oakland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oakland Raiders]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Dhaliwal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Raiders]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf zoo]]></category><category><![CDATA[sfzoo]]></category><category><![CDATA[sousa]]></category><category><![CDATA[tatiana]]></category><category><![CDATA[tiger]]></category><category><![CDATA[tigerattack]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:07:33 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141363_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188711.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141363_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188711.jpg" alt="Tiger Attack Update: Mourning Carlos Sousa Jr."><p><br>
Tiger attack victim, <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/27/tiger_victim_a.php">17-year-old Carlos Sousa Jr.</a>, was mourned last night at the Five Wounds Portuguese National Church in San Jose by hundreds of loved ones.</p>

<p>His altar was decorated with a flowers, including Raiders logo. It seems Sousa was an Oakland Raiders fan, reportedly wearing a Marcus Allen Raiders jersey the day he was killed at SF Zoo. <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/01/08/MN31UAVHE.DTL">According to the Gate</a>, some of Carlos' "friends showed up at the funeral wearing 'In Memory of Carlos Sousa Jr.' T-shirts emblazoned with his photo and the messages, 'Sunrise 9-26-1990. Sundown 12-25-2007. Rest in Paradise.'" (Hey, he was a Libra! Very nice.)</p>

<p>For more information on vigils, donations, and more for Carlos' family, visit his <a href="http://www.myspace.com/inmemoryofcarlossousa">memorial page</a>.</p>

<p><del>No word yet as to whether or not either of <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/30/sf_zoo_tiger_at_1.php">the Dhaliwal brothers</a> paid their respects to their friend last night. Given the <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/07/dennis_herrera_1.php">media surrounding their current case</a> and what's at stake, probably not.</del></p>

<p>Update: Paul Dhaliwal and Kulbir Dhaliwal made cameo appearances at the funeral, <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/01/08/MNM6UBBS7.DTL">"escorted by one of their attorneys,"</a> it seems! Smart move, kids. Smart move.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>