<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[closeted - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>closeted - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 08:59:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/closeted/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[And So It Begins]]></title><description><![CDATA[Aside from <a href="http://www.juanitamore.com/">Juanita More's party</a> at Bambuddha Lounge, the <a href="http://www.frameline.org/">Frameline Film Fest</a>, KRON4 fag hag Jan Wahl's coverage of the...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/06/05/and_so_it_begin_2/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24342e44ad066cdcfaf082</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[closeted]]></category><category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category><category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay pride]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay stuff]]></category><category><![CDATA[GHB]]></category><category><![CDATA[GLBT]]></category><category><![CDATA[high]]></category><category><![CDATA[meth]]></category><category><![CDATA[month]]></category><category><![CDATA[party]]></category><category><![CDATA[pride]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[shame]]></category><category><![CDATA[sin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:39:11 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry165202_thumb-thumb-640xauto-208282.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry165202_thumb-thumb-640xauto-208282.jpg" alt="And So It Begins"><p>Aside from <a href="http://www.juanitamore.com/">Juanita More's party</a> at Bambuddha Lounge, the <a href="http://www.frameline.org/">Frameline Film Fest</a>, KRON4 fag hag Jan Wahl's coverage of the parade, the <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/05/05/meth_ads_ip.php">meth</a> cloud that will hover above <a href="http://www.becksmotorlodgesf.com/">Beck's Motor Lodge</a>, and the bittersweet tang of buried shame rising to the surface, we can't say we're looking forward to this month's <a href="http://www.sfpride.org/">melee</a>. We're just that cool. Or bitter. Or both.</p>

<p>What about you, San Franciscans? Any plans for the <a href="http://www.sfpride.org/">big weekend</a>?</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Smear the Queer: Barack Obama Gay?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Guess what time it is, kids? Smear tactics time! We came across this jarring and chortle-worthy footage, claiming that possible presidential candidate, <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/10/barack_obam...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/26/barack_obama_sm/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24241444ad066cdcf2ab9d</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bears]]></category><category><![CDATA[closeted]]></category><category><![CDATA[DL]]></category><category><![CDATA[downlow]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay stuff]]></category><category><![CDATA[nature]]></category><category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[presidential candidate]]></category><category><![CDATA[Queer]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 14:06:58 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<center><object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sVeFVtcdSYY&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1">
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<p>Guess what time it is, kids? Smear tactics time! We came across this jarring and chortle-worthy footage, claiming that possible presidential candidate, <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/10/barack_obama_ri.php">Barack</a> <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/17/obama_kicks_wit.php">Obama</a>, is on the down-low. The Harpo DL, if you will. We're being told he could have engaged in bear-ish homosexual activity, is what we're saying. </p>

<p>Do we believe it? Meh. Is it exciting to speculate and think about? But of course. </p>

<p>Have no fear, fans of Obama, or...whoever you're under the misguided notion still has a shot. Tomorrow we'll present to you a piping-hot anti-Hillary video. Trouble is. we're having a difficult time narrowing them down to just one. </p>

<p>Viva democracy!</p>

<p>[source: <a href="http://jameth.livejournal.com/3833414.html">Nature abhors a vacuum</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>