What’s left of the bankrupt and taken-over-by-the-government Silicon Valley Bank has been bought up by North Carolina-based First Citizens Bank, and while we don’t know the price, First Citizens got a hefty discount of at least $16.5 billion.

It’s been a wild three weeks for the banking industry since the nation’s 16th largest bank, Silicon Valley Bank, collapsed in a bank run and was shut down by regulators, in the biggest bank failure in nearly 15 years. The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) took over the bank that had been the go-to lender for startups, and was also a major lender and banker for the wine industry, after Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) was unable to cover a staggering $175 billion that their depositors came clamoring for when it looked like the bank was going insolvent.

The government has been shopping the bank’s remnants around for these last three weeks, and finally found a taker. The New York Times reports that North Carolina-based First Citizens BancShares is buying up most of what’s left of Silicon Valley Bank, in a deal that much like the SVB bailout itself, very unusually announced on a Sunday night.

We don’t really have a top-line number for what First Citizens paid, but we do know what they got, and the significant haircut those assets had to take for First Citizens to touch them. According to the New York Times, the deal “included the purchase of about $72 billion in loans, at a discount of $16.5 billion.” First Citizens also took over $56 billion in SVB deposits, but the Times also notes that “Roughly $90 billion in Silicon Valley Bank’s securities and other assets were not included in the sale, and remained in the F.D.I.C.’s control.”

CNN informs us that all 17 SVB branches are open again as of Monday morning, now with the name “Silicon Valley Bank, a division of First Citizens Bank.” But it remains to be seen if startups will be willing to stick with some North Carolina bank that doesn't have a ton of experience catering to the tech industry.

“Admittedly, there has been a strong amount of runoff from the legacy Silicon Valley Bank this quarter,” First Citizens CFO Craig Nix said on an early Monday morning conference call, per the Times. “However, it is our intent to embrace the talents of our legacy SVB employees, embrace their business capabilities and then reiterate to their clients that First Citizens has an unwavering focus on holistic client relationships.”

If you’re like me, your first question here was…. What the heck is First Citizens Bank? The Associated Press explains that “First Citizens Bank was founded in 1898,” has “more than 500 branches in 21 states as well as a nationwide bank, “is one of the top 20 U.S. banks and says it is the largest family-controlled bank in the country.” Their stock price shot up more than 40% on the news (though it had taken a beating in recent weeks, as did most regional banks’ stocks). And perhaps more importantly, shares of the also extremely beleaguered SF-based First Republic Bank shares went up by almost 20% as it too seeks a buyer, which indicates the end of this banking crisis may be in sight, and we might not have to worry that banks that most of us have never heard of will somehow wreck the broader U.S. economy.  

Related: Report: Ron Conway Was Among Venture Capitalists Begging For Silicon Valley Bank Bailout [SFist]

Image: BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MARCH 17: General views of the SVB, Silicon Valley Bank branch on March 17, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by AaronP/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

A little after 1:30 p.m. Monday, the Wells Fargo Bank at 100 Spear was robbed. A man, it seems, entered the bank a little after lunch hour, approached a female teller, demanded cash, and then fled on foot in an unknown direction.

Also, get this: no weapon was used in the robbery. Pretty smooth, scary bank thief.

According to SF Appeal, "The suspect was described as a black man between 50 and 55 years old who is about 5 feet 11 inches tall, weighs about 190 pounds and was last seen wearing a light-blue baseball cap with a white 'T' on it, sunglasses, a blue denim coat, light-blue jeans and white shoes with black soles."

Anyone with information on yesterday's downtown heist should call SFPD at 415-575-4444 or, better yet, send a tip by text message to TIP411 with "SFPD" in the body of the message.

Within a 10-minute span, some poor sap ruined his life.

According to San Francisco Crime (via Bay City News), at 9:05 a.m. this morning, Sacto resident David Bryant, 51, jumped over the counter at Wachovia Bank (at 200 Pine Street) and snatched some cash. He then fled the scene, all while cartoonishly leaving behind a trail of escaped dollar bills, and then tried carjacking two people with a knife. (Chortle.) He succeeded on the third attempt, kidnapping a cabbie at Bush and Sansome Streets, who drove him a few blocks away. Then, "police were able to stop and arrest Bryant on Leavenworth Street at 9:15 a.m."

Bryant was charged with five counts of robbery, two counts of attempted car jacking, one count carjacking, and finally, one count of kidnapping.