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Hey, guys, thanks for stopping by our office. We know you have a lot of work this morning, but would you mind stepping inside for a second? This won't take long. Please, have a seat. And close the door behind you. Thanks.
Look, we know it's been unusually warm weather outside and we're happy you're enjoying it. But we've heard from a few others that some of you have been showing in wildly inappropriate attire. Take, for example, what happened at right.
Can you explain this?
OK. Fine. Yes, it was hot out, but this kind of look at Dolores Park on a child's swing set is not okay. It's just not. And you know this. While we've reluctantly relaxed the dress code on teevas (ugh), flip flops (vomit), and crocs (only you can stop foot rape) due to the heat, sporting a g-string (with an XY chromosome, no less) is verboten.
From this point forward, we need you to not do this, OK? That, or take this kind of aesthetic to the other side of Valencia Street or the Playa where it belongs. Let us know if none of this is clear to you.
Other than that, you all have been doing a bang-up job. That's all.
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wow- people still wear tevas? that is almost as bad as this swing shot. which is really, really, really bad.
I am STILL pro-flip-flop
8 year olds, dude
This hippie should be arrested and immediately incarcerated. Only a menace would dress like this in a child's playground. This city, I swear.
This is one of the reasons Purell is so popular.
Unforch, I'm NYC all week and am missing both the rare heat and the nearly-naked people.
But have you seen how the prostitutes have been dressing?
It's a flesh-arms race. Where will it end?
Nobody will be satisfied until someone puts an eye out.
Please, Let people dress as they will, Hell this person could be 200+ pound heavier and it should still be ok. Hell let them be naked in the kids play ground and everywhere in this city. Maybe it will teach the kids they don't have to be ashamed of their bodies when they grow up.
If you don't like it don't look, and if you say it makes you sick. Thats just really sad, cause if the visual of how someone looks effects you so much. Maybe we should just make "ugly" people never leave there homes with out masks.
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No, Kevin C., it is not OK for some hippie to rub his bare arse all over a swing seat that is used by little children. It's unhygienic and in a city where various forms of hepatitis are epidemic, it's a public health hazard. I know you hippies are too busy abusing medical marijuana, spritzing yourselves with patchouli, holding hootenannies, and "keepin' on truckin'" to pay much attention to how your lifestyle is basically offensive to everyone else around you, but you should be made aware that it is. In fact, you should be made aware of it constantly, as should ugly and fat people be made aware that we prefer that they never leave their homes unless they're wearing burqas so we don't have to look at them.
Have you ever felt how good a sun-warmed swing feels on your bare bum?
I giggle with glee when I think of the crazy dude who thought it would be really funny to drop trou at the corner of Gough & Market and wiggle his dick in front of what I can only assume was a professional or former professional boxer walking with his lady friend.
This career reject decided that he wanted to show his tiny friend to the world and well, this guy happened to decide that it was in poor form and cold cocked the guy with one shot and dropped him right in front of Espetus. Out cold.
I was just sitting in the car watching it all go down waiting for the light to change. No need to call the police, that guy taught him a proper lesson in public ethics. Lesson learned or not. It was proper.
Ya'll need to get off your high horses. people will dress the way they want to, that's one of the best things about being an individual. Stop being so damn judgmental and so easy to condemn.