What with St. Patrick's Day synonymous with binge drinking, the number of drunk drivers on the road increases. Obviously. So, instead of trying to weave home after your ninth round at your favorite local pub, why not catch a cab home paid for Berg Injury Lawyers. See, their the Safe and Sober Free Ride Home for St. Patrick’s Day program will give residents in Alameda, Oakland, SF and Berkeley rides home for free.

The rides go from 7 p.m. to 3 a.m.

In San Francisco, call Luxor Cab: 415-282-4141.

In Oakland, Berkeley, and Alameda, call Veterans Cab: 800-281-4488.

Also, these cab rides are good for rides from bars to houses/apartments only, not to other drinking establishments. If you choose to abuse Berg's good will by using a cab to get to Ruby Skye or Vessel or wherever, may the raging flames of hell licking at your feet be white hot.

Also, the wait will be long, so please be patient.

(Thanks goes out to Myopenbar.com for alerting us to this free offer. You give us all so much. Sniff, sob.)