Happy new year, everyone!

The apparent target of the alleged arsonist's fury? Fun and Christmas.

Yes, the city was wild and wooly in the early 1900s, but they also had plenty of "nanny-state" bans, even back then.

It's the last afternoon of the last day of 2015, and you're still at work?

It'll be in eight parts, likely airing next year, on ABC.

Not one to be told where she can or cannot go, the seal soon left the Point Reyes cove where rescues dropped her off and made her way to a sandy chill spot on Drake's Beach.

Ranked from least sad to most sad, so, enjoy the sadness.

Pop's Bar is set to join Clooney's Pub as one of the few remaining bars in the city to open at 6 a.m.

These are not exactly like the July 4th fireworks, and we've got some tips for you.

Omar Shahwan's dad, who lives in Vallejo, wants to know if the police are still looking for his son's head.

Nearly two months after a man smashed into a Mission Street McDonald's, menaced staffers, and plundered the safe, the San Francisco Police Department has yet to track him down.

There are no credible threats against San Francisco, but security is being beefed up across the globe.

"They were a little short-handed tonight."

Chess player passes, Midtown meltdown, and Suhr's retirement rumors.

An early-morning sinkhole has snarled the J Church and N Judah this morning, in what we can only hope is the last Muni mess of 2015.

Also, Libby Schaaf is "disappointed" about Oakland's homicide rate.

Those born between 1980 and 2000 can only afford to purchase 135 square feet of housing in San Francisco on average.

From trying to smuggle drugs through airports to falling asleep in Ubers, we learned some important lessons this year.

The moves suggest trouble for the company.

A 50-year-old woman is recovering today after she was knocked out and robbed during an early-morning basketball game in the Western Addition.

None of this should be surprising, but think of it like the opposite of real estate porn.