Are you ready for the insufferable Facebok IPO "news" frenzy today? [Gawker] A tale of two Occupy movements: Oakland and Miami [TheAwl] The Examiner gets in the Super Bowl spirit, reminds that Tom

What's coach Harbaugh doing now that the season's over? Golfing, of course. [Chron] David Lynch has a new advertisement for coffee. And it's as terrifying as you'd expect. [GrubSF] A fight over whose

Gunfire in Hayes Valley injured one victim Friday evening, after a day of seemingly random shootings in surrounding neighborhoods. [Haighteration] A bicyclist was struck by a car on Fell Street in the Panhandle

Missionites are totally over pool tables in bars. Make way for Canadian Billiards, the latest table-based bar game to captivate the neighborhood's short attention spans. [MM] [UptownAlmanac] Brace yourselves, coffee fetishists, for the

SFO's swank Terminal 2 now includes a free Yoga Studio. Which will surely be used only for yoga and nothing else. [CBSLocal] Meet Gordon, the Lower Haight cheesemonger. [Haighteration] Four Barrel coffee kiosk

Delightfully old-school Examiner Crime reporters accused of going soft. [SFWeekly] A look at the upcoming Dolores Park improvements. [MissionLocal] Sonoma County has a sewage problem. [CBS] Local newsman Sal Castaneda and others recount

How many Michael Bauer-approved hamburgers did Nopa sell last year? The answer is 22,500. This SFist editor ate at least five of those. [InsideScoop] A suspicious briefcase closed down Turk Street in

Anchor Brewery and Brooklyn Brewery made a friendly wager on the NFC Championship game. If the Niners win, Brooklyn Brewery tour staff will have to pour Anchor Steam and wear 49ers' jerseys for

An (ahem) hipster streaker, wearing nothing but Chuck Taylors, was busted at 17th and Valencia last night. [Mission Mission] Speed check in place out in the avenues after car accident leaves a Honda

SOPA: Not just a neighborhood by the Panhandle. [Haighteration] Richmond neighbors and late night Jumbaco fans: express your opinion about the troubled Geary Boulevard Jack in the Box at this Friday's community hearing.

District 9 (The Mission) Supervisor David Campos to run for re-election this year. This would be more interesting news if someone were announcing to run against him. [KTVU] 8-ton bronze sculpture going up

Since it's a government holiday, you can park pretty much anywhere you want today, but you still have to pay the meters and avoid those 7-day street sweeping spots. [SFEx] Help volunteer and

Muni tests out their historic and laboriously restored "Car #1" on the L-Taraval, probably getting ready to roll that baby out for Muni's 100-year anniversary. [MuniDiaries] Is drinking on one's stoop good for

Ed Lee makes foodie-centric mayoral bet with New Orleans. In the Niners win this weekend City Hall is getting a shipment of gulf shrimp, King Cake and Abita Beer. [InsideScoop] Lady Gaga was

Former flour + water pizza guy creates the food truck/pizza oven of the future. [Tablehopper] CalTrain southbound is slow this morning. Like slower than usual even. [SFEx] An in-bound N-Judah popped off the

If you missed last night's San Francisco episode of The Layover because you're a noble soul who ditched cable, pick your favorite one-liners here, or watch a selection of the drunkest clips from

Editor-at-large Phil Bronstein leaves the San Francisco Chronicle for the greener pastures of an unpaid gig with the Center for Investigative Reporting in Berkeley. [Chron] Buzzfeed, progenitor of many a viral cat video,

Meanwhile, in Berkeley: Wild turkeys roam the streets. [Berkeleyside] Nonagenarian takes a bullet to the face during a gunfight with a home invader in Marin county, promptly shoots the intruder three times with

Important Local Bowling Updates: Mission Bowling Club is finally getting that Bowling Alley smell. [Mission Mission] As his final act before retirement, Sheriff Hennessey gets to blow up the old jail he fought

The latest season of The Bachelor features last season's rejected Sonoma Winemaker Ben Flajnik. Luckily for you, EaterSF will be recapping the whole season. [EaterSF] The Russia House, that restaurant you never went

Acquaint yourself with Dolphina, the naked mermaid in a fishbowl at Bimbo's 365 Club in North Beach. [NYT] The Moss Room at the Academy of Sciences is closing up, to be replaced by

Oakland's New Parkway movie house (read: the one you can drink at) gets a new lease, just in time for a 2012 deadline. [EastBayExpress] This is just a picture of Gov. Jerry Brown's

Best practices for writing that year-end food trend list. [SFoodie] Comedian Max Silvestri brings us a step-by-step cure to those New Year's Day hangovers. [BonApp] Japantown is losing the 105-year-old Sakai Market grocery

Chronicle columnist and noted critic of the city's fecal matter, C. W. Nevius now has his own radio show. [KGO 810] We're not out of year-end list territory yet, here's the Weekly's look