The New York Times discovers The Wiggle and "techno-hipster" bicycles. [NYT] Here's where you'll be having your lunches once the Exploratorium opens on Pier 15. [InsideScoop] Which candidate for district supervisor is Samuel

Ta-da! Bar Tartine's new daytime sandwich shop finally opened yesterday amid much food blog fanfare. Sadly, the line stretches straight on until next Tuesday. (We kid! Everything looks delicious.) [GrubSF] Not only does

Woody Allen spotted looking Woody Allen-ish while having tapas in the Mission. Later he classed it up a bit and took Soon-Yi to Kokkari. [MissionMission] [Tablehopper] Speaking of celebrities Entourage star Adrian Grenier

Josh Sens answers the question "where do I eat now?" (and uses "Snooki" within the first paragraph) in a list of new and notable restaurants. [SFMag] Stock in Trade, the new bar replacing

Brutal: the Dodgers swept the Giants in a three game series over the weekend. Putting those water-stealing southern Californians in a tie for first place. [MLB] Investigating what previously stood at 55 Laguna

The Richmond and the Sunset to do battle on the fields of compost. [RichmondSF] Bi-Rite Divsadero's clears its latest hurdle at the planning commission. [@BiRiteSF] Brenda's French Soul Food has a new po'

Muni accordion player terrorizes N-Judah riders. [MuniDiaries] Taking a look at what lies beneath the Richmond District: Mile Rock Tunnel, which is currently carrying tons of sewage out to sea. One time someone

These are the 35 best tacos in San Francisco. Allegedly. [GrubSF] Mission Chinese Food compared to Led Zeppelin in NY Times reviews. (2 Stars!) [NYT] New San Francisco Tourist center will add free

Esteemed Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer ate a taco salad at his desk. Just like the rest of us. [InsideScoop] S.F.'s urban farming trend documented in Edible City a feature-length about

BART is getting real-time departure screens. Because waiting for arrival times to scroll around on those old-school displays is infuriating. [Chron] Take a look around the construction on the new SFJAZZ center. Coming

Bar Tartine's sandwich shop opens August 1st, and it may or may not be overrated already. Depending on your thoughts on Bar Tartine. [GrubSF] Another weekend, another N-Judah and J-Church shutdown near Duboce

The Rich Kids of Instagram is one of those things you will hate very much, but you will continue to look at anyway. [via: Gizmodo] Two houses in Berkeley are for sale for

On the cover of the Weekly today: the collapse of the Vanguard Public Foundation — which was supposed to fund radical grassroots organizations, but turned out to be a big ol' ponzi scheme. [SFWeekly]

Yet another piece about how "the honeymoon is over" for Ed Lee, but this one compares the Mayor to Stalin and Vlad the Impaler at the end. [Chron] Deplorable teen pushes a 59-year-old

No one at SFMOMA knows what Cindy Sherman looks like, apparently. Her latest exhibition adorns the museum wall. [SFWire] Speaking of Cindy Sherman, a This American Life piece about the artist should be

In the best headline you'll read today, the Chronicle discovers that "16th Street BART smells like urinal". [Chron] Another reason why climate change will kill us all. [EBX] Willie Brown knows where to

San Francisco is getting malled! (Get it? It's turning in to a mall.) Anyway, that's the Guardian's front page news today. Discuss. [SFBG] Speaking of which, we have updates on the Hayes Valley

Mayor Lee says one thing, does another on the city's solar program. None of this was on his Pinterest page, sadly. [SFEx] Celebrity spotting! Mark Ruffalo kicking it with a million ladies at

Chronicle columnist Carl Nolte decides Los Angeles is not so bad, just "different, interesting." [Chron] Authorities waited 22 minutes to clear Mayor Lee out of City Hall during a bomb threat last month,

Celebrity Sighting! After getting fired from the Today show, Ann Curry zipped over to San Francisco to have dinner at Ame. No word yet on what she drank to ease the pain. [GrubSF]

What is to become of shuttered landmarks like the Gold Dust, Fior D'Italia and Sam Wo. [Chron] Local inmates think Eliana Lopez's bruise is not even worthy of the misdemeanor. [SFWeekly] The Guardian

The Sunset location of Patxi's Pizza will deliver to your picnic blanket anywhere in Golden Gate Park. Jasper the hedgehog gives the S.F. Zoo's new professor-in-residence a warm San Francisco welcome. (He

The Gavin Newsom Show is "raising the bar for political TV," says Fast Company. [FC] A fleet of goats has been dispatched to protect the Bay Area's biggest airport. [SFEx] Exploring Hayes Valley's

Meet the San Francisco woman who farts for a living. [Jezebel] While we're at it, you should also meet the Richmond District beer maiden who is vying to become the next Miss California

If you don't pick up your wine glass by the stem, you are a filthy person who deserves admonishment, implies Michael Bauer. [InsideScoop] All-door boarding on Muni begins Sunday, but you've probably been