The S.F. Sheriff's Department has a one-of-a-kind Eviction Assistance Unit. [SFEx] The last movie ever rented from a Blockbuster was, appropriately enough, This Is The End. [AVClub] Local bread pudding maker wants

The way we live now: This young couple broadcasts all of their fights over Twitter. [Atlantic] Michael Bauer gives La Urbana 2.5 stars, along with a disclaimer about the price. [Inside Scoop]

The SFMTA unveiled safer new sidewalk extensions in a treacherous stretch of SoMa yesterday. [SFEx] San Francisco's current smallest apartment for rent is $1,800 a month for 300 square feet. It comes

This man has eaten and reviewed nearly 1,000 burritos and we're all very proud. [EaterSF] "The Hoodlum is a distinctive San Francisco product," says an 1875 issue of Scribner's Monthly magazine. [NPR]

Is Jack Dorsey the worst Tweeter ever? Or is the S.F. Business Journal just trolling on the verge of IPO? [SFBiz] This 75-year-old grandmother is a trusted advisor to Square. [WSJ] "Hopeful"

Local authorities used the old span of the Bay Bridge for a simulated terrorist attack. [Reuters] Speaking of which, here are all the Silk Road movies coming out of the woodwork. [Defamer] Take

Terrible headaches and "increased cyberloafing" are just two side effects of Daylight Savings time. [LiveScience] There are some buildings in SoMa that are still half-buried from the 1906 quake. [Chron] Here's why San

Cutting though the rhetoric surrounding 8 Washington. [John King/Chron] Woman robbed at gunpoint while taking out the trash. [BCN/Appeal] Hangover power hour: the best brunch cocktails in San Francisco. [EaterSF] How

Remembering the dead buried beneath the Legion of Honor. [RichmondSF] Midcentury Army Street. [Bernalwood] Here's more on Joe Montana's massive Santa Clara stadium-adjacent development. [CurbedSF] What does your coffee say about you? And.

A man was arrested last week for peeing on $3,000 worth of library books. He was just marking his territory in the Philosophy of Language section. [SFEx] Did Mark Zuckerberg overpay for

Bundle up, folks: it's going to be cold, possibly frosty across the Bay Area this week. [BCN/Appeal] Last night's wind knocked over some trees in the Mission. [Mission Mission] Hard to believe

It cost Muni about $400,000 to support BART riders during the strike. [BCN/Appeal] Celebrated burger pop-up KronnerBurger will end its run at Bruno's next month, but look for a permanent space

The last hospitalized victim of the Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crash has finally left the hospital. [BCN/Appeal] Rich Table's Sarah and Evan Rich talk about the first year of their celebrated Hayes

Local artist bedazzles charity Zipcar. [Mission Local] The Chronicle discovers Laurel Hill, which is like the next Noe Valley, basically. [Chron] Lobotomized cities: noted author Rebecca Solnit discusses gentrification in conversation with Nato

Mediocre New York Times technology writer David Pogue is leaving the NYT for Yahoo! [Valleywag] Big-name architects are returning to San Francisco. [SFBiz] Chaparral, debuts at Kate's Kitchen in the Lower Haight this

Government shutdown reveals Silicon Valley's dysfunction fetish. [New Yorker] Why Oakland coffee matters. [Sprudge] The story of Sam's in North Beach. [SFoodie] Hi Lo BBQ: now with a bar. [InsideScoop] Intensely dire litter

Take a look around Square's new block-long office on Market Street and be jealous of their cereal selection. [Chron] San Francisco's car contradiction: fewer people are driving, but more cars are being registered.

Raised crosswalks and traffic circles: an enlightened streetscape could be coming to the Wiggle. [Haighteration] The San Francisco Exodus: how S.F. became the least affordable city in America. [Atlantic Cities] S.F.

Even the upper middle class can't afford to live in San Francisco anymore, says real estate figures. [Atlantic Cities] Muni riders are loving the new 3-car shuttle service. [SFEx] Two more restaurants possibly

Are you ready for a (very) long read about the history of Twitter? Good, because here's an excerpt from Hatching Twitter by New York Times technology columnist Nick Bilton. [NYT] New Bernal Heights

Taking a close look at Facebook's company town. [Valleywag] Here's a good, balanced longread on how San Francisco's entrepreneurial culture is changing the country. [New Yorker] Shooting heroin. [Bold Italic] Dodgers, 2010 Giants

Behind the scenes at the groundbreaking of A.C.T.'s renovated Strand Theater. [CurbedSF] Chinatown is a "great" neighborhood, say people who know about these sorts of things. [Chron] Welcome to the

Jerry Brown's 90s-era 1-800 hotline still works. (Bonus: Willie Brown shortsightedness) [Hartlaub/Chron] Niners safety Donte Whitner just changed his name to "Donte Hitner." It's a football pun, you see. [SFEx] New York

Zynga CEO Mark Pincus is "bored" with games. [WSJ] The complete history of Twitter, as told by the tortured descriptions of it in the New York Times. [Quartz] How hackers simplified San Francisco's

Isaac Shumway spills the details on Tosca Cafe's upcoming bar program. [EaterSF] An Australian Winemaker/Sailor has challenged Larry Ellison for the next America's Cup. In case you were worried if the next