The big annual Game Developers Conference kicks off at Moscone on Monday, so brace for nerdery and other indoor sports. [SF Chronicle] After Ellen Pao sued Kleiner Perkins for gender bias, she got

Postmates is delivering burritos for $3 (plus their delivery fee) today from 11-11. [SF Gate] After [ABC7] reported on the SF Zoo's decision to send three of their oldest chimps to, perhaps, a

Feds find stolen antiquities in the hands of Bay Area-based buyer. [Bay City News] People who post suicidal thoughts on Facebook can now be flagged by their friends and kicked off Facebook until

Dori Maynard, a tireless force for diversity in journalism, died Tuesday in her West Oakland home. She was one of the really good ones, and will be missed. [Poynter] Two elephants that have

East Bay water thieves might face fines. [Associated Press/Tribune] 41-month sentence for former SF cop convicted of federal fraud and conspiracy charges. [Bay City News/ABC7] Ralph Nobles, the Manhattan Project physicist

ICYMI: our Saturday and Sunday link roundups. Allegedly drunk woman drives wrong way across Golden Gate Bridge, keeps on going. [KRON4] Following an unexpected heart procedure, SF Giants manager Bruce Bochy is back

Water main blows at Franklin and Grove, but Buddha keeps on smiling. [Civic Center] Looking back at when Powell BART got a video game arcade. [SF Chronicle] Man killed, woman injured during vigil

The developer of the Flower Mart property is planning a "Salesforce Tower-sized amount of office space." [SF Business Times] So, about those bones SFPD found at Fulton and Pierce...[Captain Vaswani/Twitter] Nourish

Want to see the city's plans on how to improve the Haight? Then hit this meeting. [Hoodline] [Reddit] is donating 10% of its ad revenue to charity, and users are choosing the recipients.

San Francisco home sales are the slowest they've been in three years. [SocketSite] Human tellers to be excised from 100-year-old Bernal Heights bank. [Bernalwood] Oh, good, another smoke shop for the Upper Haight.

The [Harvard Business School] takes on San Francisco's culture clash. Wacky Marin couple produces BDSM-themed art show. [SF Chronicle] Bag of dildos dumped on the street? [Capp Street Crap]'s got it. New

Using the single example of a tweet that makes the gripping and shocking announcement that "Almost every major patent concept from the 1930s was in chemistry. Today, all software," [The Atlantic] concludes that

Jim Harbaugh admits that his "mutual split" with the 49ers wasn't mutual: he was dumped. [ESPN] SFFD doesn't have enough arson investigators. [KQED] A story of how two families — one middle-class and white,

Contra Costa County probation officer is drunk on the job when he drives into Fresno man, but the county refuses to foot the bill. [ABC7] The alleged high-end art thief who escaped from

Marin Mountain Bike has to recall some kids' cycles over safety issues. [KRON4] "Stanford douchebags" (just kidding, that's a reference to this!) will be paying 3.5% more to go to school next

$9 million Western Addition Boys & Girls Club opens today. [SF Chronicle] Marin County DA wins lawsuit against Target for false advertising and violating unfair competition laws. [KPIX] What happened when a man

Tech writer is "Confident That the Tech Industry Is Fixing Its Diversity Quagmire." Glad that's settled then. [Huffington Post] Andy's Chinese Cuisine, which has blanketed the western neighborhoods with take-out menus for as

If you've ever been curious about that magic shop in the Inner Sunset, [Hoodline]'s got a report for you. Who stole the Smuggler's Cove tiki ax? [Eater SF] Wow, the Crunchies (which,

Look out, Apple Watch: Swatch is getting ready to crush you. [Bloomberg] Mission district landlord dumps non-profit that helps cancer victims to make more room for tech company. [Capp Street Crap] 115 unit

The I-80 Fremont Street off-ramp has been closed to make way for Transbay Transit Center construction. [KRON4] Now [SF Gate] has Willie Brown "writing" listicles? How the mighty have fallen. CAL-OSHA rules are

Anti-drunk driving non-profit writes glowing press release about Uber after Uber donates to them. [Valleywag] [Slate] reminds us that the Silk Road trial isn't just about drugs. [Wired] says more and more "techies"

CEO for San Rafael-based startup posted (then removed) ad for combined Executive Assistant/Nanny for a 9-month-old. Since it looks like both jobs involve caring for someone with a brain that's not fully

Joe and Jennifer Montana appear to have a remarkably successful marriage. [CBS5] Don't get too excited about all this talk about a second BART tube. If it happens (and that's a big "if"

Google delivers another earnings letdown, and as a result their stock sinks even further. [Associated Press via Yahoo] Prosecutors say they've traced $13.4 million in bitcoin from the Silk Road to Ross

A water main has broken at Oak and Baker. [KRON4] More information on the mother of three killed in the crossfire during a gun battle in SF. [SF Chronicle] [ABC7] [KTVU] Does [Rincon