You've only got three more Booty Calls, so get out there! [SFist] Barack Obama's new Facebook page isn't that new, really. [TechCrunch] Monday's lightning took out a tree in SF's National Cemetery. [CBS5]

Your weekend ICYMI: Mrs Doubtfire bounces from SF treatment center, Zazie's owner isn't sorry about her anti-toddler comments, SFO security screeners busted for smuggling coke, a skydiver fell to his death, and a

It was a close call last night, but the Warriors remain the only undefeated team in the NBA. [KRON4] South Park's getting a facelift. [Hoodline] We got a little rain today, and there

Heading out to the movies this weekend? Here are some options. [SFist] SFPD has released the booking photo for alleged drunk driver/striker of two kids Kirsten Andereck. [KRON4] The post office on

What SF neighborhoods voted for abortive propositions F and I? [SFist] Watch out for fake Warriors tickets, everyone. [KRON4] Square "is boosting its planned initial public offering value by 47 percent in what

This [Clickhole] report on the "20 Things No One Tells You About Moving To San Francisco" is so accurate it hurts. Freakin' brilliant. Early morning police pursuit on Bay Bridge ends in Redwood

A new restaurant to try before hitting the Kabuki? I'm in. [SFist] SF's PUC is out with their Vac-Con truck, trying to keep the sewers from overflowing. [KRON4] Instagram co-founder says "We never

Did former Times food columnist turned vegan delivery service start-up staffer Mark Bittman just call companies like Seamless, Caviar, and Munchery "glorified pizza delivery, or glorified Thai take-out"? Sure sounds like it! [SFist]

Your weekend ICYMI: A woman thought her hearing-impaired Lyft driver was kidnapping her when he didn't talk back, Chapel haunting rumors, yet another raccoon attack, a Halloween SFPD pursuit ended when the suspects

Calm your hangover this morning with one of the new brunch offerings Jay notes in Friday's Week in SF Food. [SFist] [KRON4] rode along with some parole officers who were keeping tabs on

It's not too late to vote for your favorite Halloween candy! [SFist] How you can help SF butterflies. [SF Chronicle] Two were injured in a shooting on Fillmore last night. [Bay City News]

Here's why you need to vote next week. Seriously, you need to! [SFist] Can't you imagine something horrifying scrambling through these underground Muni structures? No, I don't mean the N. [Moving SF] The

One of the side effects of Operation Boo: If you're not passing out candy on Halloween, you look like a sex offender. [SFist] Even after all this new development, "Mission Bay is not

The [Guardian] continues its frequently-headscratching coverage of SF with a glowing report on Uber Rush. Is Wrecking Ball Coffee the best in SF? [Sprudge] Twitter's and Square's earnings weren't great, but Apple's beat

Your weekend ICYMI: Here's an inflatable Jed York penis, the SF Zoo was fined $1750 for the death of their baby gorilla, a guy allegedly stole an SFPD SUV and led them on

[Zagat] describes SF's "no-tip revolution" as "rocky." A young Irish LGBTQ rights activist died while visiting San Francisco. [Breaking News.ie] [KQED] makes a mix tape of SF's best "heavy" bands. Guy who

Dub Mission's 1000th show is tomorrow, so learn all about the world-famous club night today. [SFist] One single solitary Nebraska woman allegedly defrauded Square out of millions and millions of dollars. [Buzzfeed] SF

Jay found Ah, Wilderness to be a delight! [SFist] A man barricaded himself in a Bayview residence, then fled, police say. [KRON4] Linux distribution graffiti spotted. [MrEricSir] [SF Magazine] runs down all the

Yahoo gives up on original TV after Community tanks. [Wired] Mission Bay biotech companies lend their support to Warriors arena plans. [SF Business Times] FDA lets 23andme provide users with genetic info again.

Is $17/hr solid pay for a part-time gig responding to Craigslist ads? [SFist] Police make arrest in series of Richmond District muggings. [KRON4] SF real estate tycoon "Lucky Luke" Brugnara gets seven

Are you ready for the real (fake) Real Teens of Silicon Valley? Are any of us? [SFist] Ex-DEA agent who conspired to steal buttloads of bitcoin during Silk Road investigation gets 6.5

Your weekend ICYMI: An SF middle school election took an odd turn, a Muni fight turned violent, several Inner Richmond residents were displaced in a fire, a man died after the car he

Members of the San Francisco Tennis Club have formed a non-profit to prevent development in their chosen place to hit balls. [SF Chronicle] Construction on SF's first raised bike lane is scheduled to

YOU GUYS. Is that freakin' CARPET in the infamous $350K shack? What do you think that smells like. [SFist] The former managing partner of infamous landlord CitiApartments (Lembi if you're old school), is