Tavern on the Green comes to the Metreon. [Eater] LBAM spray town hall meeting draws biggest crowd yet. [SF Citizen] SF Weekly loses, again, in its fight with SFBG. [SFGate] SFW responds. [SF

Facebook tries to save the children from sexual predators. [Valleywag] The return of Chad Fox. [Stop Touching My Food] "“I engaged in exchanging an image of a minor engaging in sexually explicit activity,

Bernie Ward to change "not guilty" plea in child pornography case. [Noyes] News item of the year: Castro Walgreens to expand. [Curbed] Yahoo shareholders to revolt. [Valleywag] SF CrimeMaps -- will it ever

Cinco de Mayo at the Knockout, pooping at the Knockout. [ASD] Christian Siriano and his ____ hair seen on Haight Street. [Fashionista] Why would you stop using Craigslist? [Curbed] Protest at Immigration and Customs

Hey, Fayes Video & Espresso Bar offered free tequila to customers for Cinco de Mayo. Nice! Smear the queer? [SFGate] Culling eggs: worse than you thought. [Noyes] More Medjool hate. [Mission Mission] Potrero

Earthquakes, rice rationing, no ground turkey: something ominous is afoot. [meowmix] Honk, honk: pedestrian-vehicle collision at 16th Street and Folsom. [Jameth] Hostile Microsoft-Yahoo merger percolating. [Valleywag] Potrero Avenue developing. [Curbed] When it comes

1 Kearny revealed as a bookend to pre-'06 earthquake antique. [Curbed] "French...Nazi-inspired sex video." [Valleywag] Sign o the times. [WhatImSeeing] Jason Lee is a dick. [Culture Blog] A lobbyist, a union, and

Where art thou, Shakespeare plaques? [Examiner] Free Cone Day craze captures SF's sweet tooth. [Eater] SF cyclist ticketed. [SF Citizen] Another formal we're not invited to: the Facebook prom. [Valleywag] Arianna Huffington chats

Moose's: the end. [Eater] Kip and Nicole Macy, more evil than ever before. [Valleywag] Electronic ballot box stuffing in Leno-Migden-Nation poll? [SF Citizen] Whole Foods for fags? [Curbed] BeyondChron thinks journos should spend

Valencia Street and cyclist safety, or lack thereof. [Mission Mission] Chiropractor/alleged rapist threatens victims post-attack, surrenders. [SFGate] New Oakland highrises: put 'em on the glass. [Curbed] Are you checking out concerts at

SJ Mercury News, on its deathbed. (Warning: graphic and disturbing photos after link.) [Gawker] The Google Web 2.0 booth you're not supposed to see! [Jeremy Johnstone] Alice Waters on Chez Pannise's kitchen

Abusive stepmother Dede Wilsey and supervisor Michela Alioto-Pier want to get rid of district elections. [Bronstein at Large] Drama in Dog Shit Duboce Park. [Curbed] Are you a clap trap too? [Jameth] Early

High School Musical (the stage-itization of the twee movie musical) receives decent review from the Gate. [SFGate] The California Academy of Science's LEED loss. [Curbed] SFPD didn't take Bakers Dozen attack seriously, charges

Mortgage crisis a boon to the pharmaceutical industry? [Curbed] Emo! The Musical [Mission Mission] 50 years for idiot who bragged about killing man outside Cafe Cocomo. Way to go, dude! [SFGate] Bastard Pope

Badly beaten rich kids, Bakers Dozen, head to court today. [ABC7] Supperclub's to celebrate Hitler's birthday in an unusual way. [Eater] Gridskipper, Wonkette, and Idolator leave Gawker. [Valleywag] J.K. Rowling's greedy. Quite

Dear God, it's hot. What are you doing reading this? Go outside. [Weather Underground] Schwarzenegger too much of a man to cut some faggy ribbon at today's Highway 80 . [SFCitizen] Maya Lin, one

Jackie Speier wins it. [Mercury News] More Olympic torch relay protest images and videos. [Laughing Squid] The torch didn't go here. [CBS 5 Blogs] Curbed buys a second home over at Twitter. [Curbed]

Misguided activism results in benign BofA ATM shutdown prank. Har. [FFD] Craigslist's Jim Buckmaster is, like, um, way hot. Who knew? [Curbed] Aaron and Christine Boring--at 1567 Oakridge Lane, Allegheny County, Pittsburgh, PA