Check out Matt Smith's delightful "Progressive Justice," starring Chris Daly and Ross Mirkarimi. [SF Weekly] What happened to Violet Blue's smutty brilliance on Boing Boing? [Aviator Ear, Valleywag] Woman found under Bart train

Is SOMA the loudest 'hood of them all? Well, is it? [Curbed] Reason no. 595785907877 to love Marcia, "from crack pipe to copper pipe." Swoon. [Tablehopper] Right-wing new media convention happens in Mountain

Levi's may go Oakland. [Curbed] Pamper your ass, after kicking some. [SFBG] Bitterness goes online. [Valleywag] You can get laid on Craigslist? [East Bay Express] David Beckham in three questions. We didn't exfoliate

Sigh: "Dumpster Muffin" [Daily Clog] Your Black Muslim Bakery hoods, not the sharpest tools. Or are they? [CBS5] Et tu, Ghirardelli? Famous Square goes VIP. [Eater] Chez Panisse mafia don Alice Waters, hard

Submit your most creative Muni and Bart maps to Cubed now. We said NOW! [Curbed] Reason 58918597 why we love Danielle Steel. [SF Weekly] Obama contingent can't campaign at Pride. Qua? [SFBG] Stewart

Holy smokes! Queer are getting married! [SFBG, SF Weekly, LS] Worst table in SF? [Eater] Ivory-white trustifarians misuse the term "hate crime." [Oakland Tribune, SF Metblogs] Top Chef's Lisa Fernandes: a total tool.

Something or other about same-sex weddings starting today. [Jameth] Oprah does not hand out free cars to Standford grads. Because their parents already did. [SFGate] Budweiser might be sold off to the makers

Behold, your faggy Pride guide of 2008. [TheSword] Check out the Reverse Graffiti Project where some guy makes environmentally clean street-- zzzzzzz. [Laughing Squid] Remember, Gavin goes on tomorrow. [SFGate] Migden still haunts

Muni map makeover? [Curbed] Missing Yosemite man/Bible fan found. (Why the Bible angle again?) [SFGate] Perv hits Dolores Park, shakes penis vigorously at young girls. [BAR] Te-qui-la. [SFWeekly] Treasure Island to host

Violent crime report: "up, rape same." [NBC11, Jameth] Another way to remember George Bush: getting rid of Bush Street? [BC] 18th Street neighbors win James Beard Awards: Elisabeth Pruett and Chad Robertson (Outstanding

Google compound grows. [Valleywag] Having fun while blowing rails at downtown nightclub Vessel. [SF Weekly] Clean up on aisle 5, Beth. [Spots] Looking like daddy's little whore while you get your gay marriage

SF Republican party recruits in Cow Hollow, uses ironing board. Aw. [SFCitizen] Cyclists whine that Google doesn't have bike routes. [SF MetBlogs] SF's Better Streets Plan tome released. [Curbed] For some reason we

Luisa Hanson's new occupied territory/restaurant a failure? [Eater] F'ing Pink Berry. [Yelp] Ninth Ave., how goes it? [N Judah] Gumball machine jewelry at La Taqueria! (Better than their burritos! Shhh.) [Mission Mission]

Violet Blue's rebuttal to Ben Wachs' "Prostitutes et Johns" slam. [VB] Basketball abstraction. [Curbed] Moratorium on the words "hipster" and "douchebag" for Mission dwellers/fans? Yes. [Mission Mission] Is it OK to ask

Utah Phillips, dead. Rest in peace, fella. [SFBG] Mission-style burritos, now available in Berlin, Germany. [Mission Mission] What happens when you google "unspoken prison rules." [Spots] More on the Disney Store's death. [Curbed]

Gay actors, gay films, gay audiences: Frameline Film Festival approaches. [EBAR] Have you been cooking your veggies wrong? Shame. [CHOW] Nude in SF strikes -- more like ; har! -- again. [Violet Blue] Yelp

Muni driver Cynthia Thompson, the worst Muni driver. Ever. (Our favorite complaint: "Operator was clipping her nails while driving the bus.") [Noyes] ...seriously she needs to be fired. Like, now. [ABC 7] Eeeee:

Dennis Richmond's last day is tomorrow. We don't like this. Not one bit. [KTVU] Gordon Ramsey to buy Myth Space? Get out! [Tablehopper] The Paris and Nicole of SF neighborhoods, Rincon Hill and

More on Mirkarimi's BOS campaign launch (Also: we see you, Gavin. And will continue to do so.) [SFBG] Hysterical Citiapartments drama needs a good slap. [Curbed] These should be mandatory by law, BTW.

Newsom wants to close down some SF streets on Sundays, mass choreographed dancing to follow. [Curbed] Three bitches to go. [Culture Blog] Wireless l'internet scam in SF? [Sam Spade] 9/11 Truth Or

Tavern on the Green comes to the Metreon. [Eater] LBAM spray town hall meeting draws biggest crowd yet. [SF Citizen] SF Weekly loses, again, in its fight with SFBG. [SFGate] SFW responds. [SF

Facebook tries to save the children from sexual predators. [Valleywag] The return of Chad Fox. [Stop Touching My Food] "“I engaged in exchanging an image of a minor engaging in sexually explicit activity,