Father and daughter run massive real estate scam, buy Lamborginis, finance a slasher movie, get busted. [KGO] Bad, bad, bad Michael Jackson moves. [Eye On Blogs] Assembly speaker boycotts budget talks. [Chronicle] Charges

What, exactly, is the Albany Bulb? Find out. [What I'm Seeing] Testosterone-packed Axe shower gel put to the test. [40 Going On 28] Today's San Jose standoff ends with 2 shot dead. [CBS

Fined by San Francisco for being too successful, Dog-Cat-Rat Man vows to leave town. [SF Weekly] Curse you and everything you stand for, Karen Kwok. [Daily Clog] DOMA repeal remains on Congress' back

Hip shirt featuring bike riding taco erupts into firestorm of controversy. [Mission Mission] Are you over Ivy League porn? [SFBG] Stanford's new football slogan is simply too droll. [Daily Clog] Oh boy: App

Palms, palms and more palms! [Curbed] Breaking news: Does a private company own your Muni arrival times? Check out the scoop... [Appeal] More on Michael Jackson's death. [LAist] Why does Rainbow have such

Tagging at its finest. [Doc Pop] Wonderful, well liked and long suffering journalist Michael Taylor leaves SF Chron. (You will be missed!) [CA Media Workers Guild] Stalking Michelle Obama. [Bigelow] Discover poet Ada

Looking back at the Mission. [Curbed, Mission Mission] Body found at Glen Park BART station. [SFA] Far left Progressives want to pull city advertising in Chron, Ex. [SF Weekly] SF vs. Catholics [SFBG]

Newsom says San Francisco is model city for California. Hmmm. [Bronstein] More on that iPhone magazine app. [Valleywag] Hot making love events for the week! [SFBG] Budget cuts to shut down senior lunch

RIP, Postrio. [Eater] Porgy & Bess opening glamor, glitz. [Bigelow] Francis Ford Coppola: "film is over." [SF Weekly] Weird wine of the week. [SFBG] Biker down at 20th and Valencia! [Mission Mission] $1

18th Street gladiator flats, gentrification. [Mission Mission, Fashionist] Crazy hookers write unreadable rant about the Gay Center. [Gay Shame] Questionable taste in textiles? [Curbed] City lawyers vote themselves two percent pay cut. Aw.

Meet Embarcadero shoe shiner Olajuwan Mitchell. [Travis Jensen] Hammer pants fly above the city. [What I'm Seeing] Brin and Bing. [Valleywag, SF Biz Times] Do the Giants need to a power bat? [SFGate]

Metreon's new restaurant lineup revealed. [Eater] Obama's defense of DOMA (inexplicably) invokes incest, child marriages. [Unite the Fight] What will California voters choose first, ass or grass? [SFA] More on Newsom's police chief

Want to see what a room full of angry cops looks like? [SFA] "I like the color and the fabric of my jacket." So do we. [SFBG] Fees, fees, and more fees. [Sweet

SF donut shop door that hasn't locked in four decades. [SFGate] Ads on your Fastpass? [SFA] The Mission loves its sugar. [Mission Mission] Farallon Islands wildlife rebounds after a century of sanctuary. [Oakland

Oh my. Giants draft 19-year-old pitcher Zack Wheeler with sixth pick. Welcome to San Francisco, Zachary. [CBS 5] Alice Waters wants to have California sharks' fins ripped off. And just like that, she's

Muni drivers aren't allowed to use cell phone, at any time. But don't tell them that. [Streetsblog] Criminal SOMA restauranter sentenced. [ABC 7] Anyone see the face-down bike accident in Noe valley this

Our gastronomic hero. [Eater] Mesherle thought Grant had gun. [CBS 5] Photographer Robert Frank's 'The Americans' (now at SFMOMA) still packs a punch. 50 years later. [SFBG] Hip hop at the JCC. [Culture

The kind of censorship print publishing can (and will) get behind. [Wired] Bikes in the city. [What I'm Seeing] Café Royale offers a bit of everything. (Except hard liquor.) [Tenderblog] "Real Sex” being

Attractive new Muni shelters hide deep, dark things. [Curbed] The divine Tommy Craggs makes a return, this time he throws some serious shade at AT&T Park's way. [Deadspin] 'Mr. Pickles Hostage

Eater's quest for food scribes continues with Examiner critic (and Hayes Street Grill owner!) Patricia Unterman's masked visage. [Eater] Schwarzenegger details $3B in more budget cuts. [CBS 5] Dionne Warwick and Stern Grove.